A lot of these characters started out based on us and our friends but they have changed so much from their real-life counterparts that we can’t get sued (we hope).
The Dudes
Jay
Works full-time in computer tech support but is a full-time drinker on the side. Dabbles in the musical arts - he lives with Trey.
Trey
Freelance web designer who would rather play videogames - he lives with Jay.
Brando
Brando is a ladies man - he plays hockey too but he gets more bruises from women than the hockey.
The Rob
Tries to make it as a computer programmer but is often works crummy odd jobs to pay the bills . Still living with his folks. He was a Mac user before Macs were cool.
Friends
Julie
Julie's a spoiled brat that manages a clothing store owned by her parents.
Raye
Raye is quiet - or maybe she just doesn't have anything to say.
Kari
Kari is politically correct and has to tell everyone that they're politically wrong.
Ninja
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Steph
Steph is steph, he's also sometimes player two.
Byron
You know Grand Theft Auto? That's Byron's life.
Antagonists
Bitch Bear
Some dude in a bear suit who likes to say "bitch" a lot.
Gnome Sane
An living garden gnome who wants to kill the guys.
Mr. Plymouth
Super rich and will gamble on anything for anything. He seems like an elgible bachelor but doesn't seem to hang with any bachelorettes.
George & George
Retired boxer who sells anything on stupid late night infomercials. His daughter is also named George.
Other
Trey’s Cat
This cat is nuts, bouncing off walls, killing birds, and THEN they feed it cat nip.
DJ Sprinkles
Just some raver dude - he died when raves got old.
Mr. & Mrs. Rob
The Rob's parents! They moved to the city so Rob has to run the house himself! Ah, those crazy parents grow up so fast...
Zig
Brando's dog - he got him to pick up chicks, but that didn't work so now he just has a dog.
Kirstie
Trey got set up on a blind date with Kirstie and apparently made a really good impression on her. Too bad it wasn't mutual.
Fricket T. Cricket
A magical cricket that is summoned when you say his name out loud "Fricket the Cricket!"