A wacky cast of characters

Tech support by day, full-time drinker by night. Jay’s always ready for a drink and a good time. He lives with Trey and spends most of his time either fixing computers or making music (poorly).

Freelance web designer and retro game enthusiast. Trey is the laid-back gamer of the group. He’s all about vintage games and, despite being a web designer, would rather be playing than working.

Ladies' man and hockey player. Brando is charming, always ready with a flirtatious line. When he’s not playing hockey, he’s often busy dealing with the chaos that follows his love life.

Tech tinkerer who’s still figuring it out. The Rob spends more time on odd jobs than landing his dream tech career. He lives with his parents and is pretty comfortable with that, for now.

Spoiled but runs her family’s clothing store. Julie’s got a sharp tongue and a fashion sense to match. She runs the family store and occasionally gets roped into the crew’s shenanigans.

Quiet, but maybe just a bit mysterious. Raye doesn’t talk much, but when she does, she doesn't.

Kari is politically correct and has to tell everyone that they're politically wrong.

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Steph is steph, he's also sometimes player two.

Living life like a real-life GTA character. He's always ready to throw down and take on anyone who steps in his way.

A guy in a bear suit with a bad attitude. Bitch Bear is exactly what he sounds like—an obnoxious guy in a bear suit who can’t stop saying "BITCH." He’s rude, brash, and pretty much the last person you’d want at a party.

A living garden gnome with a murderous streak. Gnome Sane isn’t just a decoration—he’s a tiny, angry, and surprisingly dangerous creature who wants nothing more than to see the guys suffer. Watch out, he’s always lurking around with bad intentions.

A super-rich gambler with a questionable love life. Mr. Plymouth will bet on anything, for anything—money, fame, or even pride. He’s the kind of guy who seems like the perfect bachelor, but strangely, you’ll never see him hanging out with any bachelorettes.

A retired boxer and his infomercial-selling daughter. George, the retired boxer, spends his days hawking random products on late-night infomercials, while his daughter, also named George, helps him with the hustle. It's a weird family business, but hey, it works for them.

This cat is nuts, bouncing off walls, killing birds, and THEN they feed it cat nip.

The raver who died with the scene. DJ Sprinkles was all about the rave life, until the scene got old. Now, he's just a ghost of party past, left spinning in an eternal dance of forgotten beats.

The Rob’s parents, now living the city life. Mr. & Mrs. Rob packed up and moved to the city, leaving Rob to fend for himself. Those crazy parents, they grow up so fast... now it’s Rob’s turn to deal with the house and the madness.

Zig was supposed to help Brando pick up chicks, but that didn’t work out (Brando blames the dog). Now, he's just a dog. But hey, at least he’s loyal.

Trey hit it off with Kirstie during their blind date—at least, he thought he did. Unfortunately, the feeling wasn’t exactly mutual.

The magical cricket summoned by name. Fricket T. Cricket is a magical being who only appears when you say his name out loud: “Fricket the Cricket!” What’s his deal? You’ll have to find out when he shows up.